Food Crimes We're All Guilty Of: The Unwritten Rules of Eating

From double-dipping to the Salad Struggle!

BY STAFF @the Brimly Test Kitchen

May 1, 2023

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“So do you ask for more ketchup or do you just suffer in silence? It's a food crime we've all faced, but there's no easy solution. Why not accept the disarray and indulge in our food without any hint of guilt?”

Double-Dipping Disaster:

We're all guilty of it. You're at a party, you see the dip, and before you know it, you've taken that chip for a swim not once but twice. It's a food crime we've all committed, but let's be honest; no one wants to share your germs. So, next time, resist the urge to double-dip. Or just bring your own dip and don't share it with anyone. Problem solved.

The Ketchup Conundrum:

You're at a restaurant, you've ordered your burger, and the server brings you a little cup of ketchup. But wait, there's a problem. The cup needs to be bigger for your fries. So do you ask for more ketchup? Do you suffer in silence? It's a food crime we've all faced, but there's no easy solution. Maybe bring your own ketchup bottle next time? Or embrace the struggle and live your best life.

The Salad Struggle:

You're trying to be healthy, so you opt for a salad. But then the dilemma arises: do you mix the dressing in or keep it on the side? It's a tough call. If you mix it in, you risk overdressing and ruining the salad. If you keep it on the side, you risk not getting enough dressing on each bite. It's a food crime we've all faced, but there's no correct answer. Maybe ask for the dressing on the side and dip each bite into it? Or embrace the chaos.

Taking Instagram Photos of Your Food:

We've all been there: you're at a restaurant, your food arrives, and before you take a bite, you whip out your phone and take a photo of your plate. Of course, it's a food crime that we're all guilty of, but why do we do it? Is it to show off to our friends or to prove that we're living our best lives? Whatever the reason, taking Instagram photos of your food has become a social norm, and we can't resist the urge to snap a pic and add a filter. So, go ahead, take that photo of your avocado toast, but be prepared to face the judgment of your fellow diners.

Not Sharing Your Food:

Sharing is caring, but we're all guilty of being a little selfish when it comes to food. For example, you order a pizza and don't want to share a single slice. Or, you get a bag of chips, and you don't want to let anyone else have a taste. Of course, it's a food crime that we're all guilty of, but why do we do it? Is it because we're afraid that someone else will eat all of our favorite foods? Or is it because we're just too hungry to share? Whatever the reason, not sharing your food is a social faux pas that can lead to hurt feelings and broken friendships. So, next time you're tempted to hoard all the pizza for yourself, remember that sharing is actually caring!

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In conclusion, we've all committed food crimes at some point. From double-dipping to the Salad Struggle, there are no easy answers. But let's embrace the chaos and enjoy our food guilt-free. And if anyone judges us for our food choices, remember: they're probably guilty of some food crime too. So, let's eat, drink, and be merry, and forget about the unwritten rules of eating. Cheers to delicious food and a life well lived!